Alex Song has joked about West Ham United signing Barcelona star Lionel Messi. Song could return to Barcelona next summer but he is happy at West Ham, where he has shone so far this season in Sam Allardyce's side.
Perhaps Song could tempt Messi to prolong his short-stay in the East End and join him in January?
"Ha... why not! It would be good."
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