Fulham chairman Mohamed al Fayed left little to the imagination as he prepared to celebrate after Saturday's victory over Birmingham City.
"Go on, have some," he insisted.
Later, he said of the victory: "It's God helping us.
"I told the players a lot of things before the game. I got them fired up. They are fighting all the time and I'm very grateful to them. I have promised each of them a hamper - £5,000 worth - full of caviar and smoked salmon."