After the Champions League draw at Sevilla, United boss Mourinho came under criticism for his negative style of play, which limited the away side to only a handful of shots.
But the Special One hit back at these claims, insisting that the game was even.
He said: “If I ever said such bulls**t as a coach, I would just quit.
“His explanation is an insult to anyone who loves football.
“If he has enough money but can't be bothered any more, he should just quit."