West Bromwich Albion teammates are already thinking about new signing Brown Ideye's nickname.
Gareth McAuley wrote on the WBA website:
"We saw a tweet from Brown Ideye, who joined from Dynamo Kiev on Friday, stating he wants to be known here as 'Bobby'.
"Dozza [Graham Dorrans] caused much amusement when he suggested Bobby should be shortened to the Scottish version of Robert so Brown's been christened 'Rab'!
"That works for me. We intellectually-challenged footballers always shorten names as they're easier to remember!
"Joking aside, it's big news when a club breaks their transfer record and we're looking forward to working with Brown when we return to the UK."
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