Reading goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann owns NINE cars - and admits they're all "c**p"!

The American said: "I've got nine cars - six here and the others in America. I get up in the morning and decide which one to drive!

"Most people wouldn't call them classic cars, most people would call them pieces of c**p.

"I love them. I just bought Harps' (James Harper) old Ford Lightning. It is a full-sized American truck, like 440 Horse Power. I didn't really want it and I took it home and my wife goes 'you're an idiot'. But then my wife drove over my laptop.

"I thought it was my lucky laptop. It has been everywhere with me, World Cup qualifying, World Cup, I've had it with me through everything.

"The first time she took it out she backed the car seat over it and smashed the whole thing."