Newcastle United legend Tino Asprilla has been offered a role in an adult film!
The 43-year-old is known in his native Colombia for a wild lifestyle and has been offered the contract close to £7,000.
The company, Santa Latina, published an open letter to him on their website.
"Dear Faustino Asprilla," it read.
"For years [we] have followed your successful career, which has made you a national icon invaluable in Colombia.
"We are convinced that the lifestyle you lead and the media controversy it causes is vital so we dared to make the following proposal.
"As you know, [Santa Latina] is an adult entertainment site, and that's why we offer you 20 million pesos for a week as a porn actor.
"This is a unique offering, which awaits your prompt response. We are convinced that with a little training you could exploit another talent all of Colombia knows you have."
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