Liverpool insist there's no hidden Manchester United influence entering their medical room.
The Daily Mail says Sylvan Richardson, the new masseur at Liverpool, knows all about big-time celebrity, having been a guitarist with Simply Red before his unlikely change of career.
The band are better known for their allegiance to Manchester United through lead singer super fan Mick Hucknall. But a Liverpool spokesman said: "The group are called Simply Red, not Simply United."
