COMMENT: Harry Kane? A victim of bullying? The Kane of the Orient? Of Millwall? Do us a favour...
Yeah, it's been a pile on. Christian Eriksen. The appeal. And that Stoke goal. But it'll take more than some silly social media trolling to unsettle the Tottenham striker.
How much more? Well try some misplaced comments from his manager. Or what about news that a teammate has been pining for a "big club move" since the end of last season?
If Kane chooses to up sticks this summer, it won't have anything to do with his Potters goal. But it could have something do with this past fortnight and some cracks now finding light from inside Spurs Lodge.
He could've been simply worn down from the big day. Knackered. But whatever the reason, Mauricio Pochettino cast doubt on his future as Spurs manager on Saturday. His comments were pored over by his players the following morning. This was no response to a post-match question. It was volunteered. Something that had clearly been on the Argentine's mind.
After falling short in their FA Cup semifinal against Manchester United, the Spurs manager declared: “Tottenham need more time, of course with me or another, but I think it's so important to keep going, focusing on working and developing that philosophy which is fantastic for the club."
For Spurs players. For all those who had resisted bigger contracts. Bigger clubs. To stay with Pochettino in the belief of what they were building together, this cut. Not deep. But enough.
In the aftermath, from some London sources, we're now hearing for the first time Spurs players are starting to second guess the manager. Why go there? Why say that? Kane has never hinted of ambitions elsewhere. Nor Dele Alli. Hugo Lloris cops it from both sides of the Channel, yet never wavers. Of course they have offers. Bigger, much bigger, offers to leave the Spurs 'project'. But they've bought into what Pochettino is building. Even with the decision to go with Michel Vorm ahead of Lloris. To again dismiss Toby Alderweireld's availability. The players would stand by the manager's decision making. But now?
And going into the game we had Bayram Tutumlu's revelations that Eriksen had invited him to his London home a month into the season, pleading with the long time agent to find him a "big club move".
It was largely skipped over by the local press, but it was bombshell news. Here was Spurs' talisman. The player Pochettino has built his midfield around. Declaring desperately to Tutumlu to find him a new club.
Alderweireld would stay for the right offer. Mousa Dembele the same. But from Tutumlu's claims, money isn't the problem for Eriksen. Indeed, if it had been up to him, Eriksen would have signed for Barcelona in January, not the former Liverpool midfielder, Philippe Coutinho.
"I told him (Eriksen) that a bigger club wants him," said Tutumlu, who used his divulgement to take a swing at Eriksen's agent, Martin Schoots. "When I visited Barcelona in May with my advisor Evren Sahin and Bröndby's owner, Jan Bech Andersen, Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu said that Christian Eriksen is the next big player from Denmark after Michael Laudrup. So I told Eriksen that Barcelona wants him."
So how does Eriksen feel now? Seeing Coutinho win the Copa del Rey, while his manager goes with a reserve keeper and freezes out one of the best centre-halves in Europe on their big day? Indeed, how is fellow senior players like Kane and Lloris taking it all in?
After all, this is the same Spurs team to take a score draw at Real Madrid and then beat them at home. To play United off the same Wembley pitch just months ago in their League encounter. Yet after Sunday, they'll finish the season potless. Again. And now have their manager opening the door to someone else taking this team forward. It's enough to make a No9 look elsewhere...
Inside the game, there really is little resentment towards Kane. He's David Beckham without the vanity. Without the hangers on. Which can sometimes be a problem when you don't have allies in the media willing to push back - no matter how friendly the banter is.
But the jibes from fellow pros and pundits - even the PFA - won't be reason if Kane has been on the phone this week to Marlon Fleischman, his prime agent.
It'll be because of another missed opportunity and his manager volunteering to throw his own future in doubt.