Departing Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has put his Porsche up for sale as he prepares to move to Real Madrid.

Available on the Auto Trader website, the player's black Carrera 2 Tiptronic S has a 3.8-litre engine, 16,000 miles on the clock and zips from 0-62mph in 5.4 seconds (presumably without inexplicably toppling over).

At £69,995, it's yours - and you get his autographed old log book for free.