Arsenal are dramatically cutting costs across all staff levels.
The Daily Mail says stewards can't escape the daily grind by sipping on posh Lavazza coffee.
The Italian brand, which is the clubs's official supplier, is available throughout the Emirates.
However, the club's hardworking behind the scenes crew are told to sup instant coffee on match days.
Arsenal insist it's not just the club's bean counters calling the shots, though.
They claim it's part of an environmental push in north London.
The Premier League heavyweights have also reportedly stopped dishing out team-sheets to scouts at youth-team matches.
Observers are now provided with all the details via email.
The Daily Star squash and tomato sauce was also banned from the training ground during pre-season.