Arsenal attacker Lukas Podolski has been branded "not the brightest".
FC Union Berlin striker Sebastian Polter is big fan of the Germany international.
"With the Wolfsburg U17 team, I had a coach who compared me with Lukas Podolski," recalled Polter.
"But he is not supposed to be the brightest in the head, so hopefully I am not the same. I have a bit more going on in my mind."
Polter is on-loan at FC Union Berlin from Mainz.
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