Agent says AC Milan must buy new striker

Dear agents of AC Milan and all supporters thank you for the win you incurred, am Ssembatya Henry from Uganda still requesting the agents to connect me in your team am sure I want to compete with Messi for the coming world footballer of the year because I trust myself in football but only am lacking some one to support me please try me as a middle fielder, striker or wing attacker and you will not regret.FOR CONTACT: Ssembatya Henry
Tel:+256 787 356 261
mail:ssemba41@yahoo.com

Am looking for an agent. i can play as middle fielder,striker and all attacking wings.
Am a Ugandan aged 27,physically feet and energetic.since 2008 i have been looking for an agent from ac Milan as it is my team i like . i can assure you where you want to put Antonio Dinatale i can make it best according to the natural talent i have.
I registered with you tube and my video is on(footballer 2008-take) although i failed to record when we ere many because of financial problems. I even sent my photo to photo blog on13/6/2010 but up to now no reply,therefore,i request you to become my agent remember am on free transfer but striking,midfielder or attacking i assure you if you connect me you will not regret.
GOD BLESS YOU AND BLESS AC MILAN AS A TEAM AND ALL SUPPORTERS. BYE
For contact:
Ssembatya Henry
mail:ssemba41@yahoo.com
+256787356261

I agree with James.

I can probably do better than this agent is at spotting problems and fixing them

this agent is so ***** dumb. we need a decent CB in defence to cover in case Nesta or Silva get injured. Why the ***** would we need another striker? we got dominic Adiyiah coming in january. our defence needs investment and i know that we have the money to buy so dont be stingy Galliani. We just need to buy one CB and maybe a new wingback in january. Get rid of that shit ***** Kaladze, we cant just let every shit player stay in milan.

Everybody knows this. This is probably why Berlu got his ass handed to him in public and Uncle Fester is too busy looking for a wig to worry about signing new players. Besides, Berlu likes his boys brazilian and his girls underage.