Ashley Young has been on the end of the wind-up merchants at Manchester United.
Young has revealed that his Manchester United team-mates have played pranks on him about the bizarre incident that saw bird excrement flying into the winger's mouth during the 2-1 defeat to Swansea.
The England international has no real recollection of the incident, and when asked what happened by Sky Sports, he said: "I couldn't tell you.
"I need to put it out there, I don't actually know. I don't know what happened.
"You would have seen a reaction from me. I've seen the video about 100 times. I don't know what it was. I need to get to the bottom of it.
"After it actually happened - I don't know who it was and I need to get to the bottom of this as well - above my locker there was a pigeon put up.
"I walked in and thought 'oh no'. And that was it, everyone started taking pictures of it. Everyone thinks it actually happened. I don't know, I couldn't tell you."
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