"I saw Stephen Hunt of Reading out there too and told him we'd got a match against Shev and his mate - who turned out to be the pro at Wentworth!
"We got an absolute battering. It was all over after nine holes, never mind 18.
"Shevchenko plays off a four handicap and he looks even better than that.
"He normally plays left handed but I think he was prepared to play right-handed on the second nine to give us a chance."