The English media have already found Louis van Gaal.

The Holland coach is expected to be named new manager of Manchester United this week.

The Mail on Sunday made contact with him yesterday in Portugal.

Asked for a quick word, he responded with: "No!"

And about seeing him in England next season? No response.

Do you think you'll go to United?

"I'm sorry I can't talk about it."

Why not, Louis?

"I can't say anything because everything I say will be interpreted as what they want. The Press are here and it's not nice because I'm here for holidays and it's my last week before the World Cup."