Oh, to be a Premier League star ...!
Speaking with Absolute Radio, Crouch admits: “Yeah, I have got them lengthened.”
But that still doesn't appear have done the trick.
"I don’t know to be honest, I really don’t know. I’ve only been playing a year and a half to be honest, I’m getting there, mate, I’m getting there."
This Saturday Absolute Radio extra’s Rock ‘N’ Roll Football live travels to the Hawthorns for West Brom v Arsenal. Every Saturday on Absolute Radio extra (DAB Digital Radio, 1215AM and online in the UK), Rock ‘N’ Roll Football commentates live and exclusively on a Premier League game. Join Russ Williams from 1.30pm for pre-match build-up, with commentary from Jim Proudfoot at 3pm.
Ian Wright takes care of post-match analysis at 5pm, with player and manager interviews, fan phone-ins and plenty of banter. For more go to absoluteradio.co.uk/football