Chris Eagles and Carlos Tevez did the damage for the English and European champions in Sunday night's friendly against the FA Cup winners.
Should the Premier League ever manage to force through their badly-received plan for a 39th game on tour, it is to be hoped they keep ticket prices at a reasonable level.
For, while Nigeria as a whole and Abuja in particular are viewed as teeming with United supporters, the national stadium was sparsely populated tonight, lending a further air of unreality to an already surreal occasion.