Swansea City striker Michu is proving himself the best pound-for-pound forward in the Premier League.
Michu blitzed Benitez's Blues in midweek and has found the net 16 times for the Swans, meaning his cost per goal works out at a bargain £125,000.
Suarez has scored 40 times since signing for Liverpool in 2011 - £600,000 per strike.
Even Dutch ace Van Persie's 20 goals for Manchester United this season have cost £1.1m each.
Torres' torrid spell at Chelsea, since he signed for £50m, has yielded 26 goals at a staggering £1.9m each.
That means he has so far cost the Kop a whopping £2.9m per goal.