Tottenham and Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne is taking to the stage.
The Mirror says Gazza, 43, is teaming with reformed alcoholic and fellow Spurs legend Jimmy Greaves, 71, for the no-holds-barred performance.
The Gazza and Greavsie Show, in Bournemouth, will include jokes, anecdotes and questions from the crowd.
It is the brainchild of the ex-England star's alcohol treatment centre and is part of his ongoing rehab.
Gazza said: "It will definitely be entertaining. I'll give them some stories about some of the mad things I've done."
He hopes it will be part of a wider six-date tour.