The Mirror says Suarez has two staggering price tag clauses in his new £10million-a-year Liverpool contract.
Super striker Suarez will cost a world record £100m if a foreign club comes in for him.
And the fee is an even bigger £130m if a Premier League rival tries to tempt him from the Kop.
Those two numbers should price Suarez out of a move from Anfield or even stop a repeat of the transfer talk last summer.
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