Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has told one Chelsea official that a return to Stamford Bridge is a non-starter.
Mourinho was linked with a return to crisis club Chelsea in yesterday's press.
But the Mirror says after running into the Special One the other day, one Stamford Bridge bigwig couldn't resist jokingly asking how much it would cost them to bring Jose home.
The brilliant response?
"Mourinho never returns".
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