COMMENT: There's a mole in the Rashford camp. For the moment, it's not sinister. But for the sake of Marcus Rashford's career, this leak needs to be plugged.
Do you know what car Dele Alli drives? What about Harry Kane and his flash gaffe? Any idea where the Tottenham striker lives? No? Neither do we. But it seems a week hasn't gone by without a story involving Rashford and his life away from Manchester United.
His car. His home. His watch. We know it all. It's getting to the stage where we're more familiar with what Rashford does away from the Carrington complex than how he's performing in training.
We do know Marcus had been banging about in a 60-grand Merc. And we say banging, because he wrote off the same motor last month in what was described as a "terrifying car crash" involving another motorist. Now, for all the pros running around the Premier League, it's some stretch to claim Marcus has been the only one involved in a motor accident since the New Year.
And what about the new mansion? We now know, courtesy of this weekend's press, that Rashford has splashed out £1.85 million on a new Cheshire home with all the mod-cons. This coming just months after we had the two page spread on the Hale home he and his family were renting.
And what about the Rolex? 20-grand it was worth. Nicked at a friendly day out last August. The stories go on and on. Pick any England player. Any teammate of Rashford's. And you'd be hard pressed to learn as much about them as we've been served up about Marcus Rashford.
And it's not like he goes out courting this sort of attention. The lad you see on the pitch and in interviews is the same as you'd come across in social situations. A nice, young bloke. Well-mannered and down-to-earth. He still mixes with the same school friends he grew up with. He still spends time at their homes. The England international of today is the same lad who was playing for United's U18s over a year ago. Which makes all the publicity swirling around his life away from Carrington so suspicious. It's clear this isn't being driven by him or his family. It's coming from outside - a hanger on.
And where it becomes sinister are the stories about Rashford's contract. His relationship with Jose Mourinho. Even with how he gets along with senior teammates.
Inside United, they know the score. "Someone's playing funny b******," a Carrington source told Tribalfootball.com. Which was in the same thread we received from a friend of Marcus'.
A move to West Ham? To Sevilla? Where does this spring from? Pulling back from contract talks? Making playing demands? This just isn't Rashford's personality. Sure, he's ambitious. Determined. It's that drive which has him where he is today. But he's also sensible. Humble. The idea he's going to defy Mourinho, after their one-on-one chats, makes absolutely no sense.
Fortunately, Mourinho's been around the block. It's understood there was no mention of those press reports last week when the two interacted. There was no call to the manager's office. No confrontation. As mentioned, staff at Carrington believe "someone's playing funny b******". But Rashford can't rely on the maturity and experience of United coaches forever. The situation needs to be confronted.
Just contrast the hype and coverage around Rashford's life to that Dele Alli at Tottenham. The only debate regarding the Spurs midfielder is how he's performing out on the pitch. There's nothing about cars, watches or even mansions. There was the story about Alli having his best mate move in with him as a thank-you to his family for their support. But it was just as it seemed: a good, positive yarn. Contracts have been negotiated away from the media glare. Transfer speculation has been dismissed - not generated. For all news that Alli has produced since bursting onto the scene, the general fan still knows more about his form and football than his lifestyle away from Spurs Lodge.
And this should be the same for Rashford. It's clear that someone in his camp, or on the fringes, are getting ahead of themselves.
The relationship between Rashford and his manager can survive a week of tittle-tattle. But gossip can become a problem and a regular drip-feed of contract speculation will always end in tears.
For the sake of his career, Rashford and his family need to shut this leak down.