QPR skipper Joey Barton is being urged to write his memoirs.
Barton revealed publishers are after him to write a book - no doubt hoping to cash in by painting him as a notorious thug who found wisdom.
He told the People: "I have been offered lots of book deals but I'm not sure what to write about yet.
"I am into the environment and what I really want to do is an ebook so there would be no paper which means there'd be no carbon footprint.
"That would surprise people a lot because it is not what they would expect from me."