Paris Hilton: Real Madrid's Ronaldo a wimp!
Paris Hilton has sensationally revealed she's behind the sorcerer who is trying to end the career of Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo.
The billionaire heiress and star of films such as House of Wax and Pledge This, has admitted to Life & Style magazine that she did indeed hire Pepe's services to get back at her former flame.
"I can't stand it when someone is mean," she said. "I want a man anyway, not someone who runs about like a little girl. He’s a wimp!"
Things could get worse for the FIFA World Player of the Year before they get better as Pepe revealed it is his job "to do everything possible to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo continuing his career in football".
However, Real Madrid fans need not fear as another mysterious sorcerer 'Fafa' has counteracted Pepe's spell with one of his own.
"I have lit candles next to a picture of Cristiano to put the matter to an end," he said.
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Comments (41)
oh yea paris.Tell us wt a slut you are.evry1 is taking their share n runnin.Lmao.get a life
Hey paris y not short ya gossip mouth n ur pocket and stop tellin d world trash.besid y u not tel d world d things u benefet lik money,cars,and more. I hav 2 remind dat ur time has passed so alow him 2 search elsewere. Joel lloyd 4rm nigeria
He who live by the sword shall die by the sword,i know dat Ronaldo is a proper humaniser he does not know what it means to break a human's heart. For me he need to be delievered. EAZY lokoja,police barrack. 9GRIA.
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