North Korea leader Kim-Jong Il desperate to beat Beckham

North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il is desperate to bring about the demise of England and David Beckham.

The 68-year old was furious when he saw recent photos of the LA Galaxy star posing with American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee after they were freed from a North Korean jail.

According to sources, Jong-Il is now intent on defeating Beckham and the English team if they happen to come across them at next year’s World Cup and has promised his players cash bonuses if they can topple Fabio Capello’s men.

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dang... this could get serious... with bombs and nukes... oh well im sure well be alright