Newcastle United chief Joe Kinnear shocked fans with his interview on talkSPORT last night.

The Evening Chronicle says Kinnear said he would meet Alan Pardew "for lunch" today.

But he sent Twitter into a frenzy by calling Yohan Cabaye "Yohan Kebab" and claiming he signed Tim Krul and James Perch, when the Dutchman was signed in 2005 by Graeme Souness and the Mansfield-born utility man arrived over a year after Kinnear left Tyneside.