Reading captain Graham Murty is fuming after having his prized Cristiano RonaldoManchester United shirt nicked on Saturday night!

He fumed: "Someone has had it away and when I find out who it is, it's going to be bloody. Legs will be broken.

"It's either a player, an apprentice or a member of staff. I have a list of suspects but I don't want to give them any warning.

"It's someone from this club, that's all I'm saying.

"Ronaldo was the nearest player to me at the final whistle so I asked if I could have his shirt.

"I went for a shower, came back to my bag and, lo and behold, someone has half-inched it. I'm not happy."

And Royals' Irish striker Kevin Doyle confirmed: "The skipper is moaning away in the dressing room and, to be fair, I'd be annoyed if that happened to me.

"It's not nice for him to play so well against Ronaldo then have his jersey taken.

"Maybe one of the apprentices has had it. They're all putting the gear away so maybe Murts should check eBay in a day or two!"