Man Utd starlet injured himself with DIY Brazilian!
A Manchester United youngster did himself some mischief after trying to remove some hair downstairs!
He applied plenty of hair-removal cream which not only took off his short and curlies but a layer of skin as well.
The unnamed player found it difficult to get changed for a game the next day and had to see his doctor for the damage to be assessed.
Academy director Brian McClair revealed the embarrassing blunder in the club magazine: “The lad should clearly not be allowed into the bathroom without a chaperone. He must have been a bit bored as he decided to apply hair-removing cream... to his nether regions.
“The cream duly removed the hair but also burnt a layer of skin off!
“This made changing for the game next day a bit hard to explain.”
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Comments (3)
It mite of been rodrigo pussyburn haha!!
This happened to me once :( You may laugh but at the time,out of ignorance, i though its better to use a shaving cream there.The word burn really does apply here, believe me
This happened to me once :( You may laugh but at the time,out of ignorance, i though its better to use a shaving cream there.The word burn really does apply here, believe me
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