Usually on the cutting edge of commercial opportunities, it seems Manchester United have been caught napping this week following the arrival of Marouane Fellaini from Everton.
The Daily Mail says the official megastore at Old Trafford are not stocking up on Fellaini wigs - despite the potential of a huge money spinner.
Instead, the dozens of merchandise stalls outside the ground will be selling imitations of the Belgian's afro before Saturday's home game against Crystal Palace.
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