The former Real coach takes Malaga to the Santiago Bernabeu on Saturday.
"I can't deny this is an appealing match for me," Schuster told Marca.
"It was when I visited the Bernabéu with Levante or Getafe. It won't be any different with Málaga. What I need is for Real to fall into some of those traps... I'm going to play it safe, but I'm a realist. We have to be careful of so many things, ensure that Cristiano doesn't get angry, that Isco doesn't face up to you or that Benzema doesn't find his scoring boots..."
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