A mad Aussie Arsenal fan is advertising for a stand-in to help him maintain his rep with fellow Gooners!
The job ad, posted on Gumtree, is seeking a fan to watch Arsenal in Champions League action on Aussie television and also fill in for him on Facebook and Twitter:
"This role requires the successful applicant to wake up at 4.30am on Champions League Match Days and post insightful commentary and engage in banter in a private Facebook group of football enthusiasts on my behalf.
"As I have a busy work and social life, I can not Arise before 7am as I must catch up on my beauty sleep. However I also can not allow my reputation as an intelligent football fan to fall by the wayside."
If you're interested, click here to check out the advertisement.
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