Manchester United intend to slap AWOL Angel di Maria with a massive fine for missing the club's US tour.
The Daily Star says they will fine Di Maria two weeks' wages before sending him packing to Paris St-Germain in a £45m deal.
Fuming United boss Louis van Gaal will not allow Di Maria to walk out of Old Trafford without hitting him in the pocket for £360,000.
Van Gaal is seething after Di Maria failed to show up for the club's pre-season tour of America.
Van Gaal is a strict disciplinarian and will not stand for Di Maria's behaviour after telling club insiders it has left him embarrassed and humiliated.
The no-nonsense Dutchman demands his stars respect United at all times and knows Di Maria's decision to disappear without permission has tarnished the club's reputation.