How will Chelsea signing Eto'o take seeing Arnautovic at Stoke?
Eto'o may not be too pleased to see him.
Arnautovic said: "I drove it for two weeks to check whether I liked it. I was at a restaurant with friends when it was stolen. This incident affected me so badly I was unable to train."
He has also cycled into a golf cart, tore a knee ligament while playing with his dog and insulted a Vienna policeman by saying: "Shut up, I earn so much I can buy your life."
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