Fergie's missus: No Man Utd games tonight!
And Argie striker Carlos Tevez could even dash up to Scotland to make his club debut IF Premier League chiefs rubber-stamp his move.
Yet Fergie's missus Cathy insists the gaffer will not be there. The United boss said: "I told her I had a match but she wasn't having any of that.
"She said it was a friendly and I had to help her.
"Actually, she's saved me from making a difficult choice.
"My father played for Glentoran but I also have close associations with Dunfermline, where I played the best football of my career before my transfer to Rangers."