The Sun reports that former England football star Paul Merson has a new job - doing a turn at Butlins.
The 39-year-old midfielder earned up to £20,000 a week.
Ex-booze, drugs and gambling addict Merson, a Sky TV pundit, will be at the Stars of Sport weekend next month at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset, with snooker's Steve Davis and ex-boxer Frank Bruno.
A Butlins spokesman said: "Paul will captain one of the teams, as well as showing off his football skills.
"I'm sure football fans will enjoy listening to him and watching him."