Everton striker Denis Stracqualursi has hinted he's no great trainer.
Last season's Argentinian league top scorer - on loan at Goodison - has given boss David Moyes a clue to why it hasn't worked our for him on Merseyside.
He revealed: "I was a layabout and didn't finish school. I didn't want to work either. I helped my uncle once - he was a refrigerator fixer. I had to start at eight, but I used to arrive at 10."