Crouch fancies marketing his dodgy Stoke mouthguard

Stoke City striker Peter Crouch feels the club could make some dough selling copies of his 'amazing' dental guard!

Stoke City striker Peter Crouch feels the club could make some dough selling copies of his 'amazing' dental guard!

He has a few more weeks of torture, wearing the made-to-measure protective mouthguard, which fits over his dental wiring — complete with Stoke City crest!

Crouch grumbled: “It’s so big it looks bloody ridiculous.

“Breathing through my mouth is really difficult with it in. But if it gets me playing then I can put up with it.

“Maybe I’ll start a trend and the youngsters will all want one.

“Perhaps I should get the marketing boys on to it. The Peter Crouch mouthguard could become a best-seller in the Stoke City club shop!”

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