After seeing Ronaldo hit the winner on Saturday, Scouser Jewell joked with nodding audience: "He's brilliant, Ronaldo, isn't he?

"You can't man-mark him because he starts off up front, drifts wide, comes into the hole. He's six-foot two, brave as a lion, strong as an ox, quick as lightning.

"If he was good-looking, you'd say he has everything."