Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is being linked with a shock move for Manchester City's birthday moaner Yaya Toure. His representative Dimitri Seluk claims his client is upset that City bosses didn't acknowledge his birthday in the proper way, before adding that he could quit the Etihad Stadium.
The Daily Star says new reports in Spain have linked Toure with a sensational switch to Premier League rivals Chelsea.
Spanish sources claim a return to Barca has been ruled out by his agent as impossible, with the Toure's only viable options being the Blues, or Champions League finalists Real Madrid.
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