Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari is convinced Premiership refs are out to get him.
Scolari got into a row with Middlesbrough No 2 Malcolm Crosby last Wednesday for suggesting defender Mohamed Shawkey deserved a red card.
Well, he got himself into more bother yesterday by claiming opposition teams get away with murder at the Bridge, while his team do not even get any penalties, says The Sun.
He said: "If that was my player, it's a red card. But not for other players. It's time to change. I need to help my players more than before, as now I know many more things about things in England.
"All the clubs who come to Stamford Bridge make 20, 50 or 60 fouls and don't get cards, red cards. Nothing. They only stop the ball, kill the game."
For the record, opposing teams get a card, on average, for every 7.46 fouls they commit at Stamford Bridge. The Chelsea side commit 10.92 fouls at home before getting a caution. Oops.
Even so, there was no stopping Big Phil's rant.
He added: "We don't have people to pressure the referees. My players try to help referees during a game and many times for us is one thing, for the other clubs another. It's a big problem for us and it has cost us points. Give me the statistics. Have we had any penalties until now?"
OK Phil, you did ask. Chelsea have been awarded one penalty at home in the Premier League so far.
"And the other teams?" Scolari enquired feverishly. "10, 12, 15?"
Errrr, one each at home, too, for Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal.