Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has explained not shaking hands with Arsene Wenger at the end of their thrashing of Arsenal.
Mourinho had already disappeared down the players' race when the final whistle blew.
"The game was over and my wife did not know the result.
"She always expects me to call her and that was today's (Saturday) case. She does not watch football and in that way I put an end to her insecurity.
"And if I can do that two minutes earlier, then that's even better."
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