The defender has been linked with Arsenal in recent days.
Given the world record price tag on Virgil van Dijk's head, how much would it take to prise the 25–year-old away from Turf Moor?
"£900 million," said Dyche with a smile, before delivering further evidence of his art for making things simple.
"It's no different to houses," he explained. "You've got your house and someone down the road sells theirs for £100,000 more than you thought yours was worth.
"When you then put yours up, you don't put it on for £100,000 less, do you? It's just the business side of football."