Bolton Wanderers striker Kevin Davies has laughed off talk of a move to Chelsea.
"It was a bit of a shock," he told the Bolton Evening News.
"The wife said to get the News of the World on a Sunday - so I thought, eh what's going on here? It was a bit of a relief to see the story at the back of the paper.
"January is a time for fun and games like that, but we'll forget about it now.
"House prices in Kensington are too expensive anyway."