AC Milan patron Silvio Berlusconi was furious after their 1-1 draw with UEFA Cup opponents Werder Bremen this week.
The Italy PM rapped: "Yesterday I did not see the game, but they told me. A class A team like Milan, with so many champions, have only secured their umpteenth time draw. It's not good enough.
"When you are in advantage at 1-0, you must hide the ball from your opponents."