All the doubt and speculation swirling about Englandâ€™s star man bewilder almost all foreign observers, as does the experiment of playing him out of position as left wide boy.
Beckenbauer told the Mail on Sunday: "Rooney is one of the best centre forwards in the world. He is Englandâ€™s weapon. He comes with a guarantee â€“ a guarantee of goals."
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