Mohamed Al Fayed has told new Fulham owner Shahid Khan not to change one thing outside Craven Cottage.
Al Fayed has told Khan the much-maligned Michael Jackson statue must stay at Craven Cottage - or his moustache will get the chop.
"Michael Jackson will stay. He can't go, he is here," Al Fayed said, turning to Khan.
"It is part of the deal, it is history, it is listed. You can't change otherwise I will come and take your moustache in public. He knows that."