AC Milan midfielder Nigel De Jong's love of luxury cars is no secret.
And in Forza Milan magazine, he was asked to compare his teammates with his collection.
"It is not easy," said the Dutchman, "because there are lots of machines and many types. I cannot mention them all but, for example, Kaka could be an Aston Martin: fast and elegant at the same time.
"As for Balotelli, definitely a Ferrari: Powerful and absolutely unpredictable.
"As for me, I would say a 'monster truck': a big, unstoppable, diesel engine."
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